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The Mexican Lion Restores Order For Garage Shop Owner at New Mexico

This is the story of a garage owner in New Mexico, who gave his dog a haircut.

He was sick and tired of thugs breaking into his garage shop and stealing his stuff.

He came up with the idea of giving his dog a haircut, and put the word out that he had a new Mexican Lion.

He told everyone that the Lion was fierce and would attack anyone who tried to break in or climb over his fence.

Would-be thieves saw the Lion from a distance and fled the scene!

The Fierce Lion Keeping a Watchful Eye on the Periphery of Its Territory

The Lion Wondering Why Its Butt is Cold

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Beloved Malaysian Prime Minister Rushes Back From Rome to Feed Hungry Malaysians, Who Have Been Starving For Years

Beloved Malaysian Prime Minister Almost in Tears Looking at Malaysians Putting Up a Jovial Front Despite their Plight

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Breaking News – Beloved Malaysian Prime Minister Arrives at London and Collapses Shortly After Meeting with Queen Elizabeth II at Buckingham Palace

London 14th July 2011 – Beloved Malaysian Prime Minister collapsed and had to be rushed to a nearby hospital for immediate treatment shortly after his meeting with Queen Elizabeth II at Buckingham Palace.

The Malaysian Prime Minister arrived at Buckingham Palace at about noon on Thursday.

A palace official said that he noticed the Malaysian Prime Minister looking very anxious when Queen Elizabeth II arrived in a yellow dress, to greet him and his wife.

As the Malaysian Prime Minister was shaking the Queen’s hand, he became dizzy and collapsed soon afterwards.

An emergency team was rushed to his aid and he was soon sent off to the nearest public hospital.

Dr. Ambika Sreenivasam, the physician who attended to the beloved Malaysian Prime Minister, said that he suffers from Xanthophobia.

“From the test we have done, it is confirmed that he suffers from Xanthophobia. Otherwise, he has a clean bill of health or ‘bersih’ as you would say in Malay,” she said smiling.

The beloved Malaysian Prime Minister was asked to leave the hospital soon after.

Beloved Malaysian Prime Minister Shaking Queen Elizabeth's Hand Shortly Before He Collapsed

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Latest Photo Feed From Beyond on Osama Bin Laden and Updates on His Tryst with the 72 Virgins

Osama with the first of his 72 virgins

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Breach of Security at The White House – Obama Accosted by Strange Man

Obama During the Tense Moment of Encounter

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Breaking News – Malaysians Believed to Be Chief Masterminds Behind the Shocking Turnaround in Dominique Strauss-Kahn’s Sexual Assault Case.

New York, 4th July – The news of a possible revocation of the sexual assault charges against Dominique Strauss-Kahn, that emerged a couple of days earlier, came as a shocker to the world community.

Following the news, mass suicides were reported in Guinea followed by the mass exodus of wild animals.

The weather pattern also saw a mysterious and dramatic shift with the Level 5 Hurricane Rosmih, which has been making headlines around the world for the past week, and expected to make landfall in Papua New Guinea, suddenly disappearing.

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, who was the former IMF chief, was arrested in New York in May this year, after a chamber-maid at his suite in Hotel Sofitel lodged a police report accusing him of sexually assaulting her while she was cleaning his room.

Strauss-Kahn Looking More Suspect Than Harrison Ford in the movie Fugitive

The 32-year-old woman alleged that Mr. Strauss-Kahn had emerged from the bathroom naked and sexually assaulted her. After he came, she broke free and escaped the room and told hotel staff what had happened, who then called the police.

Subsequent to his arrest, Mr. Strauss-Kahn resigned his position as the Chief of IMF and his hopes of securing the highest office in France and consolidating his political career, was dealt a major blow.

But all that changed, when a couple of days earlier, serious flaws were noted in the allegations and statements made by the maid. In addition to this, the credibility of the victim was also in question.

With these serious draw-backs in the prosecution’s case, it is highly likely that all charges against Mr. Strauss-Kahn could be dropped. Mr. Strauss-Kahn has since been released from house arrest.

Several weeks prior to this sudden reversal in the case, a Malaysian team, believed to be lead by Datuk Rice Latim, the highly intelligent and cultured Malaysian Minister and Datuk Jalala Jajis, the Malaysian Ambassador to the US, was seen frequenting the TriBeCa residence of Mr. Strauss-Kahn in New York.

An official from the Malaysian Prime Minister’s office, who wants to remain anonymous, confirmed that a highly qualified team of experts was sent to New York to assist with a high profile case at the behest of the beloved Prime Minister.

The official also said that a very important French person from New York had enlisted the help of the Malaysian Prime Minister to assist with his case, since Malaysian politicians are known world-wide to posses’ high expertise and use uncanny tactics in coming out unscathed from sexual scandals and still hold high public office.

The official also confirmed that Datuk Jalala Jajis and Datuk Rice Latim were tasked with heading this mission. Both these individuals have wide exposure, expertise and first-hand experience in dealing with such matters. In addition to this, they specialize in hospitality industry workers.

Datuk Chui Soiled Egg was also considered but dropped at the last minute because his method of admit-first-and-then-make-a-come-back was highly risky and could back-fire.

According to the official, the Prime Minister also considered heading this mission himself but withdrew because his ‘shock and awe’ method was highly destructive and may not go down well with the Americans and Guineans. He said he will propose his method as a last resort if all others fail.

The official said that in return, this very important French person promised to channel funds for the coming general election campaign and also assist with a certain submarine purchase. He did not elaborate further.

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