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Breaking News – Malaysians Believed to Be Chief Masterminds Behind the Shocking Turnaround in Dominique Strauss-Kahn’s Sexual Assault Case.

New York, 4th July – The news of a possible revocation of the sexual assault charges against Dominique Strauss-Kahn, that emerged a couple of days earlier, came as a shocker to the world community.

Following the news, mass suicides were reported in Guinea followed by the mass exodus of wild animals.

The weather pattern also saw a mysterious and dramatic shift with the Level 5 Hurricane Rosmih, which has been making headlines around the world for the past week, and expected to make landfall in Papua New Guinea, suddenly disappearing.

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, who was the former IMF chief, was arrested in New York in May this year, after a chamber-maid at his suite in Hotel Sofitel lodged a police report accusing him of sexually assaulting her while she was cleaning his room.

Strauss-Kahn Looking More Suspect Than Harrison Ford in the movie Fugitive

The 32-year-old woman alleged that Mr. Strauss-Kahn had emerged from the bathroom naked and sexually assaulted her. After he came, she broke free and escaped the room and told hotel staff what had happened, who then called the police.

Subsequent to his arrest, Mr. Strauss-Kahn resigned his position as the Chief of IMF and his hopes of securing the highest office in France and consolidating his political career, was dealt a major blow.

But all that changed, when a couple of days earlier, serious flaws were noted in the allegations and statements made by the maid. In addition to this, the credibility of the victim was also in question.

With these serious draw-backs in the prosecution’s case, it is highly likely that all charges against Mr. Strauss-Kahn could be dropped. Mr. Strauss-Kahn has since been released from house arrest.

Several weeks prior to this sudden reversal in the case, a Malaysian team, believed to be lead by Datuk Rice Latim, the highly intelligent and cultured Malaysian Minister and Datuk Jalala Jajis, the Malaysian Ambassador to the US, was seen frequenting the TriBeCa residence of Mr. Strauss-Kahn in New York.

An official from the Malaysian Prime Minister’s office, who wants to remain anonymous, confirmed that a highly qualified team of experts was sent to New York to assist with a high profile case at the behest of the beloved Prime Minister.

The official also said that a very important French person from New York had enlisted the help of the Malaysian Prime Minister to assist with his case, since Malaysian politicians are known world-wide to posses’ high expertise and use uncanny tactics in coming out unscathed from sexual scandals and still hold high public office.

The official also confirmed that Datuk Jalala Jajis and Datuk Rice Latim were tasked with heading this mission. Both these individuals have wide exposure, expertise and first-hand experience in dealing with such matters. In addition to this, they specialize in hospitality industry workers.

Datuk Chui Soiled Egg was also considered but dropped at the last minute because his method of admit-first-and-then-make-a-come-back was highly risky and could back-fire.

According to the official, the Prime Minister also considered heading this mission himself but withdrew because his ‘shock and awe’ method was highly destructive and may not go down well with the Americans and Guineans. He said he will propose his method as a last resort if all others fail.

The official said that in return, this very important French person promised to channel funds for the coming general election campaign and also assist with a certain submarine purchase. He did not elaborate further.

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